So, all i decided to do for this was get onto a site that a friend and I were talking about recently and share some of these.
Textsfromlastnight.com always makes me laugh, and I hopefully, will never ever ever be as drunk as the ridiculous people on this site. Don't worry, I chose some of the more appropriate ones for class, if you want to see the bad ones, go to the site.
Enjoy.
(727): what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
(573): Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
(908): is wine microwaveable?
(251): I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
(804): i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
(607): You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
(631): im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
(647): You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
And finally, my favorite:
(124): Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
What If????
1. What if people could download their clothing off of the internet and instantly wear it?
2. What if everyone had antlers, but they were made of chocolate?
3. What if we’d never invented electricity?
4. What if the sky was green and the grass were blue?
5. What if no one had any toes?
6. What if we walked on our heads?
7. What if dinosaurs made a comeback?
8. What if everyone really could see ghosts?
9. What if we had no skin?
10. What if we actually lived in gingerbread houses?
11. What if we were all allergic to the sun?
12. What if everyone saw in color filters?
13. What if cameras were never invented?
14. What if elephants had noses instead of trunk?
15. What if our minimum lifespan was 1000 years?
16. What if money didn’t matter so much?
17. What if we could types with our minds?
18. What if there was no such thing as school?
19. What if all the sidewalks were moving paths?
20. What if you could actually dig a hole to China?
21. What if I actually paid attention in all of my classes?
22. What if all reality shows were actually real?
23. What if McDonald’s closed?
24. What if tables were made of Jell-O?
25. What if there were no chocolate?
26. What if there were no deadlines, would anything ever get done?
27. What if the world were colorless?
28. What if cars were made of bacon?
29. What if instead of watching Monday Night Football, people watched gamers play Madden?
30. What if snowmen were alive and made snow families?
31. What if people had gills?
32. What if the fairy tales were true?
33. What if I did pass go and collected $200?
34. What if I had a “Get out of jail free” card?
35. What if I found Colonel Mustard in the library with a lead pipe?
36. What if I could just press the “Pause” button on life for a day?
37. What if I didn’t always follow instructions?
38. What if I didn’t care so much?
39. What if everyone could read minds?
40. What if the Boogeyman was real?
41. What if we were all telekinetic?
42. What if everything really did taste like chicken?
43. What if Medusa were a real person?
44. What if someone could fly around the world to spin time backwards?
45. What if everyone's skin or hair worked like a mood ring?
46. What if I were 10ft tall?
47. What if I were 2ft tall?
48. What if people were purple?
49. What if I could paint like Michelangelo?
50. What if we all had tails?
2. What if everyone had antlers, but they were made of chocolate?
3. What if we’d never invented electricity?
4. What if the sky was green and the grass were blue?
5. What if no one had any toes?
6. What if we walked on our heads?
7. What if dinosaurs made a comeback?
8. What if everyone really could see ghosts?
9. What if we had no skin?
10. What if we actually lived in gingerbread houses?
11. What if we were all allergic to the sun?
12. What if everyone saw in color filters?
13. What if cameras were never invented?
14. What if elephants had noses instead of trunk?
15. What if our minimum lifespan was 1000 years?
16. What if money didn’t matter so much?
17. What if we could types with our minds?
18. What if there was no such thing as school?
19. What if all the sidewalks were moving paths?
20. What if you could actually dig a hole to China?
21. What if I actually paid attention in all of my classes?
22. What if all reality shows were actually real?
23. What if McDonald’s closed?
24. What if tables were made of Jell-O?
25. What if there were no chocolate?
26. What if there were no deadlines, would anything ever get done?
27. What if the world were colorless?
28. What if cars were made of bacon?
29. What if instead of watching Monday Night Football, people watched gamers play Madden?
30. What if snowmen were alive and made snow families?
31. What if people had gills?
32. What if the fairy tales were true?
33. What if I did pass go and collected $200?
34. What if I had a “Get out of jail free” card?
35. What if I found Colonel Mustard in the library with a lead pipe?
36. What if I could just press the “Pause” button on life for a day?
37. What if I didn’t always follow instructions?
38. What if I didn’t care so much?
39. What if everyone could read minds?
40. What if the Boogeyman was real?
41. What if we were all telekinetic?
42. What if everything really did taste like chicken?
43. What if Medusa were a real person?
44. What if someone could fly around the world to spin time backwards?
45. What if everyone's skin or hair worked like a mood ring?
46. What if I were 10ft tall?
47. What if I were 2ft tall?
48. What if people were purple?
49. What if I could paint like Michelangelo?
50. What if we all had tails?
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